Submitted Jokes
Contributions welcome.
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Jokes by TezZ Sp@cE
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of waTer on mArs...
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da koala
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George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road
one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain
to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to
the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other
and his clothes all ripped and torn.
'What happened to you', asked Bush.
Driver said, 'Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave
me the Cigar and his daughter made mad passionate love to me'.
'My God, what did you tell them', asks Bush.
The driver replied, 'I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed
the pig'.
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